Thursday, April 1, 2010

Addison Technologies Announces Merger

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Addison Technologies Announces Merger With Go Daddy

Pottstown, PA, USA
– April 1, 2010

Addison Technologies is proud to announce that they are merging with web giant GoDaddy.com as of April 1, 2010. The resulting company will keep the same quality workmanship and care as consumers have come to expect from both Addison Technologies and Go Daddy. The main change that customers will notice is that the name and logo will change, from "Go Daddy" to "Go D'Addi" in the next few months. And next year expect to see Brad Hurlock and Woodrow Sims in the Superbowl commercial with Go Daddy spokeswoman Danica Patrick! Negotiations are still underway as to how much clothing will be worn by Mr. Hurlock and Mr. Sims.

In anticipation of the upcoming changes, current Addison Technologies clients and fans are asked to do the following: Please check your calenders, and ensure that today is in fact, April Fool's Day. You may then proceed in groaning, smacking your forehead, giggling, or simply shaking your head.

2 comments:

  1. This is awesome! You totally had me going until the spokeswoman part.

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